Chapter 7: Preparing to Depart

The vendor was even more frustrated, "Where is it? There is only one panda on the vehicle, and I can't afford the magical artifact, so I just bought a random one to put there!"

So how did you get through it later

Xiao Yi pointed at the bagua mirror and said, "Oh, this one? Hey, it came from my own home, it's not worth much, here, take it and have fun with it!" It seems that this item indeed did not cost much, as Xiao Yi spoke, he took one down and handed it to the vendor

Ah, I say, old man, how long have you been down to the mortal realm? Do you know quite a bit by now?

Since you have already discovered it, why are you still forcing me to do it

No way, hi, my mom used to run this stall, but these days my grandmother has fallen ill, so she went back to take care of her, and I came to help out!

After finishing the meal, the vendor got into the car and prepared to leave. The old man also climbed aboard, "Hey, why are you coming along instead of staying at home?"

No, no, I'm not asking for one. Just tell me the actual price of this thing, I want to buy in bulk! The vendor refused the free offer from Xiao Yi, but of course, if it were for his own use, he would definitely not refuse it

Yes, yes, yes, it's that panda. Your terminology is truly absurd. That creature is a fierce predator, fond of raw iron, and is essentially a type of Pixiu!

Every day I wander in crowded places, waiting in the park, hoping to meet someone fateful, but instead, I am met by a group of elderly ladies who flirt with me daily. I could no longer endure it, so I ran into the mountains, and here I am, having encountered you.

So I deserve to be unlucky! I hate you park aunties! Alright, I get it, one last question; if I went to the Tang Dynasty, would anyone be there to help me? When Tang Seng went to the West, he had the Buddha to guide him. A vendor charging into the Tang Dynasty alone would probably die without even knowing how! Don't be fooled by the fact that many people traveled on their own; you must understand that those individuals either soul-transferred, occupying someone else's body, and had parents! Or they physically traveled, looking like someone else, and were mistaken for that person. This is akin to a foreigner coming to China; they all have passports, while this person goes alone without a passport or identity. Just because many people traveled on their own, you must know that those individuals either soul-transferred, occupying someone else's body, and had parents! Or they physically traveled, looking like someone else, and were mistaken for that person. This is akin to a foreigner coming to China; they all have passports, while this person goes alone without a passport or identity. If they drove there, wouldn't they be captured as a monster?

Yes, I already sent a dream to someone yesterday, and you will know when you arrive

So I am that balloon, I can bring some chocolate, and what about CDs and such right

There are still some matters to discuss, let's talk as we walk

Wait a moment! To be honest, the vendor never expected this item to be so cheap, but it is so inexpensive that he worries it might not be usable, so he turns to the old man and asks, "Sir, do you think this will work?"

However, Xiao Yi never expected to encounter this guy "Da Bao, wow, long time no see, come smoke a cigarette!"

I know everyone who sets up stalls on this street, but I haven't seen you before. Oh right, I happen to want to buy something, specifically that item you have hanging with a small mirror. How much is it each?

Hey! I didn't expect you to have read so little, yet you know quite a bit! But rest assured, this will not happen. The reasons are too profound for you to comprehend with that brain of yours. Let me give you a simple example: the South and North Koreas are like the modern era and the Tang Dynasty; neither can reach the other. However, a hot air balloon can! Don't you see that the third fat guy keeps shouting about sending balloons to the South and then hitting them? But rest assured, this will not happen. The reasons are too profound for you to comprehend with that brain of yours. Let me give you a simple example: the South and North Koreas are like the modern era and the Tang Dynasty; neither can reach the other. However, a hot air balloon can! Don't you see that the third fat guy keeps shouting about sending balloons to the South and then hitting them? The hot air balloon itself will not affect the North; what matters is what it carries!

The response from the immortal completely caught him off guard: "No need, just buy some in the market!" Moreover, he also informed him that he had seen that item for sale on the pedestrian street before

"Oh, Xiaoyi, when did you start selling this stuff, you little rascal?" This person spoke rudely, entirely because the vendor was once classmates with him, though they were not from the same village. During their school days, there were some minor conflicts, but now that they are older, they feel that those past disagreements were quite childish. However, when they meet, they still do not hold back in their words.

You really want a lot, so I will sell it to you at the cost price plus fifty cents, two dollars and fifty cents each, while the retail price is ten dollars. Since we are acquaintances, I will just make a little profit. By the way, how many do you want

Go ahead, but there aren't that many on the stall. Please keep an eye on it while I go to the storage room to get some for you

Upon arriving at the county town, they casually found a place to park the car, and the vendor took the old man for a stroll, much like a rogue knows where to find beautiful women. The vendor was also well aware of where to find such items on the pedestrian street. Before long, they found a stall, and to their surprise, the stall owner was actually familiar with the vendor, which made the vendor excited

I found that I can only walk barefoot. What the heck, has the old man’s mind rusted? Modern people don’t even pick up their own lost shoes, who the hell would pick up your broken shoes!

The old man looked at the vendor with a pained expression, saying, "At such a young age, it's one thing to have a problem with your mind, but how can your eyesight be so poor? Can't you see the large Pixiu right in front of the cart?"

Ah, old man, what should I do if I contracted an infectious disease in the Tang Dynasty? I don't mind for myself, but I worry that those country bumpkins from the Tang Dynasty who have never experienced the grand event of 2002 won't be able to handle the germs on me! To be honest, anyone who has gone through that grand event in 2002 remains calm when faced with similar situations. Have you not seen how this year, the South Koreans are dealing with that so-called Maris, turning the entire Seoul into a ghost town, while our great Celestial Empire continues to thrive in song and dance? This is the spirit of a great nation!

The vendor took the cigarette and said, "Long time no see! I set up my stall at the intersection every day, haven't you seen me?"

On the road, the old man told the vendor that to collect the power of faith, one must use the Bagua mirror. Upon hearing this, the vendor became anxious and exclaimed, "Then why don't you hurry up and make a few!"

Let us set aside other issues for now. Since we have confirmed the quantity, the vendor will turn back. "How about this, Xiao Yi, give me ten of the large ones and one hundred of the small ones. Calculate the total cost for me, and we will go by the price you mentioned. From now on, I will source my goods from you!"

Hello! It's hard to explain in a few words. After descending to the mortal realm, I found that the world has changed significantly. At first, I intended to follow the example of Huang Shigong, throwing a shoe to see if I could find someone like Zhang Liang. After throwing two shoes, I made a discovery!

After the old man took it, he flipped through it and said, "Sure, you can decide how much you need!" While speaking, the old man pulled the vendor aside and whispered, "Let me tell you, besides the space in your van for carrying things, I have also placed a magical bag on your vehicle, which is the Pixiu displayed at the front of your car. In the future, when you want to carry something, just take it down, face the item you wish to load, and recite the incantation. Initially, it has a capacity of one cubic meter, and each time it levels up, the dimensions will double. The requirement for upgrading is the number of believers, with the next level being ten times that of the previous one! Currently, it is at the initial level, and I feel you should buy one hundred and ten of them, which is just enough to upgrade twice!" Currently, it is at the initial level, and I feel you should buy one hundred and ten of them, which is just enough to upgrade twice!

Oh! As for the emotional talismans, anything can be purchased. If I had known earlier, I would have bought them directly. I always thought that after buying, they needed to be consecrated, but that group of bald heads charges a fee, and I was reluctant to spend on incense money, so I didn't buy them

Correct

"Go ahead!" After Xiao Yi left, the vendor turned to the old man and asked, "Old man, I remember you didn't throw anything onto my cart, and besides, I don't have a Pixiu on my cart, do I?"

Well, that's acceptable! The vendor extinguished the cigarette, got up, and put on his clothes, "Let's go, old man, it's time for breakfast!" Daba's mother knew he woke up late, so every day after the elderly couple finished breakfast, they would leave the pot on the stove, eating whenever they got up. Sigh, I guess they won't need to leave it on anymore in the future